Your stars
For sysadmins, SREs and anyone on call. For entertainment only, like most change advisory boards.
ARIES 21 Mar-19 Apr
A bold change goes out on Friday afternoon. Read that sentence again, slowly.
TAURUS 20 Apr-20 May
Your stubbornness pays off: the flaky test really is flaky. Someone owes you a biscuit.
GEMINI 21 May-20 Jun
Two of you would come in handy this week. Sadly, the other one is staging.
CANCER 21 Jun-22 Jul
Your shell is a comfort. Your shell history is evidence. Tidy one of them.
LEO 23 Jul-22 Aug
Bask in the glow of an all-green dashboard. Do not ask why it is all green.
VIRGO 23 Aug-22 Sep
Your naming convention is flawless. Nobody else is using it.
LIBRA 23 Sep-22 Oct
Balance returns to your load balancer. Then a certificate expires, as it was always going to.
SCORPIO 23 Oct-21 Nov
A secret surfaces in the logs. It's yours. Rotate it before lunch.
SAGITTARIUS 22 Nov-21 Dec
Adventure beckons. The runbook's last step says 'should be fine'.
CAPRICORN 22 Dec-19 Jan
You will climb a mountain. It is a YAML file, and it has tabs in it.
AQUARIUS 20 Jan-18 Feb
You pour yourself into a new tool. By Thursday it's in production. By Friday it's legacy.
PISCES 19 Feb-20 Mar
Go with the flow. The flow is the on-call rota, and it's your week.